Will you be my mommy?

step right up folks and claim the latest fashion accessory. It's a one of a kind , exotic, and comes in varying colors. Plus your parenting skills will not be taken into consideration. As long as you can afford it, it's yours.

Ok, so I suppose it's not fair to group Mia with the rest of 'em but if anyone had a compulsive adoption disorder it was her. Apparently Madonna has adopted a Malawian child. Knowing how much of a diva her daughter Lourdes is I wonder if she's considered the ramifications of expanding her brood. Does anyone else find it strange that Guy hasn't been mentioned in all of this? Not one to criticize (ok, I tried, couldn't type that with a straight face) I can't help but think these children would be better off being sponsored instead of adopted by neurotic celebs with little time for their own biological offspring.